Thursday, October 25, 2007

And in the "What in the fuck?!" department, this website about how to hug a girl who is taller than you is messed up...

A few excerpts:

"Be careful when you hug, and make sure the girl wants to hug back; you don't want to give the impression that you are hugging her just to put your head in her breasts."

"If you must hug ensure that the side of your head is located on the outside portion of one breast to keep yourself from sliding between them or staring at them."

"If you have enough confidence and plan to be hugging a taller girl a lot get comfortable with the idea of breasts in your face. It may be possible to ignore them."

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

After uselessly telling the world that Harry Potter character Dumbledore was gay, J.K. Rowling (author of the books) will now reveal that Ron was Black, Hermione was Chinese and Hagrid was into bestiality so that we can all be happy at how diversified and progressive her characters have now become, months after the release of the last book in the series...

Wow, doesn't that make the 27 people who haven't read the Harry Potter series want to rush out and buy them?

I hope Dumbledore wears rainbow coloured robes in the movie.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

My new best friend, Vodka/Orange Juice.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

" The internet is just a cauldron of shit. "

- Artie Lange, Howard Stern Show

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

It's starts! The hockey season for the Montreal Canadiens started today with a 3-2 overtime win for the Habs against Carolina.

Here's to a great season...

Hopefully when I'll look back at this post in April 2008 it'll make me smile.

Go Habs Go!


Monday, October 01, 2007

Sophie's 24th Birthday, September 29th 2007

Pictures of my sister's birthday celebration.