Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
I'm real proud of you for brushing your teeth at work, but was it really necessary to leave your gross toothpaste spit for all to see?
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
When calling a co-worker for a work related inquiry:
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Thursday, October 07, 2010
Friday, October 01, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Friday, July 09, 2010
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Who's the 10th dentist that doesn't agree with the other 9? Seriously, can they not just kick him out, or bribe him? There's honestly a dentist out there that DOESN'T agree that brushing your teeth is good for you?
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Does anyone else feel like listening to someone's dream is a waste of time. Don't get this confused with listening to someone's dreams as in hopes and ambitions, I mean someone who tells you about the fucked up dream they had last night.
Monday, April 19, 2010
So there's an ad in French for McDonald's breakfast burrito where a dude in a Mexican accent goes "Aye aye ya my nicest creation"
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Grumpy female co-worker: "Mmm, the raisin bran muffin they have upstairs are really good today."
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Notice to the person "singing" (I use the term very VERY loosely) in the cubicle near me: either fucking sing or shut the fuck up, but enough of the ear-grating, cringe-worthy, high pitched squealing.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
There's something stupid about writing "I forgot to mention" since you're the one who controls when you submit your text entry (or e-mail or whatever), you didn't forget to mention anything really. Just go back and change your shit before you send it. It's not like an actual conversation where you can't go back to edit what you said.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Is anyone else seeing that this whole recent media Toyota bashing is a ploy by the American car industry to try to regain some market share since most people realize that Toyotas, Hondas, etc are better cars?
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
One of the few popular educational titles. It provided perfect training for life: you spend all your time doing and undoing pointless things simply because someone told you to, one wrong step and you'll ruin everything, and other people will devote themselves to undoing even your thankless task for no other reason than they can.
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
If you say something like "well, it's simple but it's not" then you're an idiot.
Friday, March 05, 2010
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Urbandictionary.com entry for 'Daniel'
I've taken the liberty to bold the more relevant information:
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
The Great Spirit
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer".
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
I hate people who stay in a shared spreadsheet and then go on break or lunch. Way to be a team player, douche.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Thursday, February 04, 2010
I hate Ilya Kovalchuk.