Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Is anyone else seeing that this whole recent media Toyota bashing is a ploy by the American car industry to try to regain some market share since most people realize that Toyotas, Hondas, etc are better cars?

Wednesday, March 17, 2010


Q-Bert (1984)

One of the few popular educational titles. It provided perfect training for life: you spend all your time doing and undoing pointless things simply because someone told you to, one wrong step and you'll ruin everything, and other people will devote themselves to undoing even your thankless task for no other reason than they can.

from: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4233-atari-2600/

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

If you say something like "well, it's simple but it's not" then you're an idiot.

Haha, you thought I was going to say "you're an idiot but you're not" eh? Well I didn't, because you really are an idiot.

Friday, March 05, 2010

Wow, you're really annoying.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Urbandictionary.com entry for 'Daniel'

I've taken the liberty to bold the more relevant information:

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be:

The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer".

All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

I hate people who stay in a shared spreadsheet and then go on break or lunch. Way to be a team player, douche.

I also hate waiting for help in an empty store. I was at SportChek this weekend to look for new shoes. I spent 5 minutes going up and down the shoe wall and no one assisted me so I walked out. Fuck 'em, I'll go somewhere else.