http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-your-new-years-resolutions-going-to-fail/ - Check out this awesome article on Cracked. I love Cracked.com.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Sunday, December 04, 2011
So no, that picture of you that one time all dolled up as a bridesmaid is not proper representation of what you typically look like.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Me: "Can I go home?"
Me: "Everything you say today, I'm going to take as the exact opposite. So 'no' means 'yes'."
Coworker: "It's not opposite day today, Dan."
Me: "You just proved my point."
Yeah, mind blown by my superior mental skills.
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
A coworker broke her hand and this conversation could be overheard at work today.
Coworker: "Ugh, it's so hard."
Me: "What, life?"
Coworker: "No, typing with one hand. You try doing it for like, 30 mins."
Me: "Trust me, most guys have no problems typing with one hand."
*groans from the office*
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
If I type in a font name that I don't have on my computer, it tells me it isn't available but still asks me if I want to use it anyways... What's it going to do, kind of guess on how it should look like?
Let's try it.
Oh look, Windows chose something that looks suspiciously as 'Times New Roman' as the font style for my self created "vag" font.
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Thursday, October 06, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Toronto gets crushed 48-14 in one of the more ridiculous sporting events I've been to.
Bonus picture from my good friend Kevin:
Friday, September 09, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
|Anthony Daniels, aka C-3P0|
|Malcolm McDowell from the movie I, Spy|
|LEGO (or somethin') Optimus Prime|
|Hayden Panettiere, from Heroes and... Um, Heroes...|
|Kevin grieving Abin Sur's death.|
|hello booth babe!|
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
New lines have been painted at work in our parking lot, but this nipple-dick still can't park between them. Here's an idea, leave your gas guzzling piece of shit Hummer at home or learn to drive.
(Happy Monday everyone!)
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Tuesday, August 09, 2011
Friday, August 05, 2011
Thursday, August 04, 2011
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Three hello's, that's really all you should give someone on the other end of a phone. If they don't reply after the third one, just hang up. You're annoying everyone else around you.