Spoiler Alert: if you send all of your emails to me as urgent (even when they aren't), I'm going to ignore the urgency of all of your emails because obviously you don't understand the basic concept of when something is urgent and when it is not.
Monday, April 30, 2012
Saturday, April 28, 2012
The Jays crush the Seattle Mariners 7-0 in part thanks to great pitching from Brandon Morrow and a grand slam by Edwin Encarnacion. We had great (free) tickets right by third base in section 116.
WTF is this planking bullshit. I don't think I've ever seen anything dumber in my whole life.
Friday, April 27, 2012
Someone just posted on Facebook that their dog died but 5 minutes before had a "Create Your Own Tim Horton's Cup" post.
Nothing helps mourning a loved family pet like a big ol' cup of double-double coffee.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Wednesday, April 04, 2012
I just heard my coworker repeat a phrase on the phone in the exact same way (tone, pronunciation, timing) and I'm wondering if I just witnessed a glitch in the Matrix.